Updated: Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Cease with the slowdown.

Kid. Seriously. What's with the internet tube today? We had clones knocking down the door left and right the past few days, primed for a schooling by yours truly. Now? Nothing! Zip! Zero! Null set....pause for effect. Yes. Kick the tires or something, and let's get this train back on the tracks. I've got seasonal readers to dominate. It's not enough to conquer the entire state of South Carolina, first state to secede by the way, I want the whole nation, or at least parts of the eastern seaboard. Make. It. Happen.

To show my displeasue, I'm going to keep spreading this beauty, thanks to your fellow four-eyed blog type, Orson Swindle.

Right. So, now I have to ask. How many interns do you have over there, and why aren't you teaching them proper pong-throwing technique? Fundamentals, irish. Fundamentals.

Jim Rome is an ESPN loudmouth out on the left coast. He wants his own confederacy of awesome.



Blogger Angel Feathers Tickle Me said...

Love to all......

1:26 PM  
Anonymous JR said...

The rest of the blogosphere won't be making fun of us Irish fans when we're tailgating (with or without a dance floor) in Glendale, AZ on January 8, 2007!

2:32 PM  

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