Cease with the slowdown.

By Jim Rome
ESPN.com

Kid. Seriously. What's with the internet tube today? We had clones knocking down the door left and right the past few days, primed for a schooling by yours truly. Now? Nothing! Zip! Zero! Null set....pause for effect. Yes. Kick the tires or something, and let's get this train back on the tracks. I've got seasonal readers to dominate. It's not enough to conquer the entire state of South Carolina, first state to secede by the way, I want the whole nation, or at least parts of the eastern seaboard. Make. It. Happen.

To show my displeasue, I'm going to keep spreading this beauty, thanks to your fellow four-eyed blog type, Orson Swindle.



Right. So, now I have to ask. How many interns do you have over there, and why aren't you teaching them proper pong-throwing technique? Fundamentals, irish. Fundamentals.

Jim Rome is an ESPN loudmouth out on the left coast. He wants his own confederacy of awesome.