Breaking News: Auburn laptop pilfered!
Good evening, everyone! This is an ESPN News Flash! WTLX out of Coulmbia, SC is reporting the theft of a laptop containing the entirety of the Tigers' gameplan for South Carolina. While rumors that the theft may have influenced Auburn's inability to cover the point spread remain unconfirmed, the missing laptop has been valued at $15,000.
Authorities have yet to bring the man into custody, but they have issued the following picture, asking anyone with information to please contact their local police.
I, for one, know exactly where to start this manhunt, the old abandoned amusement park! Old man Wickels is sure to have the missing computer! If he's not there, I suggest you try the Spooky Roller Disco.Labels: muppet
posted by IrishOutsider at 7:40 PM Permalink
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Is that the Heaven's Gate guy? I would've gotten on that spaceship if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
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