Whoa.

By ESPN Mobile Guy
hopefully of ESPN.com

What the heck is going on around here? I stopped by to check my messages and the whole system is breaking down! It's like "Escape from LA" around here. Everyone has fashioned their own post-apocalyptic garb out of old coffee filters and cubicle parts while Trev lords over everyone dressed like Snake Plissken! He really likes that eye patch...but that's not important right now. Send help!

They're setting up some kind of crude obstacle course out of the burnt remains of those nice ergonomic desk chairs and turned the office kiddie pool into a fire pit for their precarious rope bridges. I don't like the looks of it at all. Bloo is running rampant, the Muppet Newscaster is tying Mr. Met to a file cabinet, and everyone keeps commanding me to bring them ESPN Mobile phones for ritual sacrifice...Oh, man...good thing I have plenty of those.

Thursday can't come soon enough. We need some football in here! Something! Anything....let's check the schedule...thank God. Virginia at Georgia Tech. That should distract them long enough to restore order...I hope.

Ok...everyone just cool out! COOL OUT, MAN!