Drink the Tree!
A festive time was had by all at the Annual Festive Holiday FireMarkMay Office Revelry. We had to call it that considering the amount of lawyers that showed up. I tell you, you invite a couple, and they just start multiplying.
To properly prepare for said party, the proper precautions must be taken. I wouldn't have it any other way. When you have a legion of interns at your beck and call, you can make sure that no detail is overlooked. Of course, this includes purchasing large numbers of minibar bottles...
With the help of my trusted aides, and Brian from House Rock Built, these pint-sized baubles became 80 proof (and in some cases 99 proof) ornaments for a Tannenbaum fit for Trev.
Great party. Good times had by all. Too bad our Xmas tree is looking kind of bare lately. We have a few left, and there's always Tuesday's Feast of the Robot Genius. Those Robot Catholics sure know how to put them back.
Thank goodness it's been a relatively slow news week. I can't dictate under such bright lights.
Trev Alberts is definitely overserved on cheer. He reminds everyone to celebrate responsibly.