Weekend happenings at the head office

We are literally days away from the start of the football season, and the team here

An artist's rendering of the compound. Bloo's "Super Fun Happy Slide" is not pictured.

at FireMarkMay.com couldn't be more excited. Friday's happy hour was one for the books. Trev took down 3 liters of the 4th best beer in Germany and promised untold riches to all of the interns. While I suspect said bonuses will be paid in "Trev Fun Dollars," the crew is even more fired up for this year than I could ever guess. After a lazy sunday morning rehydrating, I went to the office to catch up on some of Mr. Alberts' legal work and saw the guys fast at work with a few new amenities.

• An entire offseason's worth of slothful and chaotic filth had been tidied up, including that goat living in the ladies' restroom. Until we meet again, Stevie Nicks.
• The office 2007 dynasty was completely configured with an ACC full of humorous coaching names, robust scheduling, and a full dry-erase schedule. More to come on that.
• They consolidated all of Trev's outstanding lawsuits into one efficient class-action. That's going to save tons of time.
• A shiny new digital camera was purchased for the archiving of shenanigans.
  
• The DVD library was reorganized by pop-culture reference...what can one say of such men?
• Last but not least, the gang installed a brand new 24 clock in my office. If I wasn't already excited for the new season, now my anticipation is accompanied by Jack Bauer's infamous *beep BEEP beep BEEP* Classic.

Welcome to the longest week of the offseason. There's never enough time!



-irishoutsider