Updated: Tuesday, January 16, 2007

IT Soultions

WHOA! As soon as we hooked up that new Nintendo dealie to the media center, the whole damn compound went ballistic! We're talking about total local network meltdown, people. Small fires, halon systems, and those little airline gas masks falling out of the ceiling! (Trev's idea-IO) I'm working on a solution to getting all the workstations online, but the kid's in full NFL BEARS! mode while Trev quietly weeps in the corner from a lack of college football. Recruiting news occasionally takes him out of this not-exactly-crippling depression, but the last week or so has been especially hard around here, what with Bloo beating up on him in Madden. I guess its the reminder that there is still football, but not our football, that's getting on everyone's nerves.

On the bright side, I've come up with a list of IT-based solutions designed to get us out of the doldrums:
  • Step 1: contain 95% of the small fires
  • Step 2: reconnect Trev's security system to prevent further paranoia
  • Step 3: re-institute office NCAA dynasty
  • Step 4: afternoon tea
  • Step 5: Get MacGyver to fix our servers.

Sigh, MacGuyver. The man's a genius.




Anonymous Mike said...

Nobody rocks a mullet like MacGuyver. *sigh*

9:29 AM  
Anonymous Samari said...

So what is the current total for damage cause by flying remotes?

4:07 PM  
Blogger IrishOutsider said...

It's only a matter of time. Bloo's still perfecting his thrusting "truck" motion for Madden, and I'm trying very hard to not call it a 'nunchuck' in front of Mr. Alberts.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IO, please explain how Johnny 5 managed to misspell "MacGyver" when the spelling is in the intro to the show that you posted. Inquiring minds want to know.

7:52 AM  
Blogger IrishOutsider said...

While our IT guy does hilarious impressions of 1980s celebrities, his spellcheck probably needs an upgrade.

8:06 AM  

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