WHOA! As soon as we hooked up that new Nintendo dealie to the media center, the whole damn compound went ballistic! We're talking about total local network meltdown, people. Small fires, halon systems, and those little airline gas masks falling out of the ceiling! (Trev's idea-IO) I'm working on a solution to getting all the workstations online, but the kid's in full NFL BEARS! mode while Trev quietly weeps in the corner from a lack of college football. Recruiting news occasionally takes him out of this not-exactly-crippling depression, but the last week or so has been especially hard around here, what with Bloo beating up on him in Madden. I guess its the reminder that there is still football, but not our football, that's getting on everyone's nerves.
On the bright side, I've come up with a list of IT-based solutions designed to get us out of the doldrums:
- Step 1: contain 95% of the small fires
- Step 2: reconnect Trev's security system to prevent further paranoia
- Step 3: re-institute office NCAA dynasty
- Step 4: afternoon tea
- Step 5: Get MacGyver to fix our servers.
Sigh, MacGuyver. The man's a genius.
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