Pardon Our Dust

By Blooregard Q. Kazoo
Staff Figment

Hi there, everyone. Please pardon our dust as we tidy up after a fantastically ridiculous weekend. The kid left the office on Friday promising to hunker down and start pumping out content for all of our new readers come Monday...and then he showed up from South Bend with a flask of Jack Daniels and ran out to the soccer match. I don't think Trev is the best influence on him, but, man-oh-man does this office environment rock!

We've got the Germans calling non-stop since Saturday nacht and our editor's office is buzzing with activity. I'm sure we'll catch up with everyone in a bit.

In the meantime, here's some light distraction from my workstation. I like to go over some game film between games of Minesweeper.