Security Alert: ND Nation alertness raised

By Muppet Newscaster
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Rumors have surfaced that 5-star DE commit, Justin Trattou, has reversed his soft verbal to Notre Dame and will instead attend Florida University. Sources are strong to quite strong that he will be a full commit to the Gators at this time, but nothing is truly confirmed. The 18-year old could not be reached for comment.

This message is for all users in the Notre Dame Nation and surrounding areas. Please leave your homes. For your own safety and the safety of those around you, do not attempt to use the relevant internets for at least two full days.

This site has been authorized to notify all members of the area that the local security alert has been raised to Orange, indicating a High risk of meltdown.



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